Laughter makes the world a better place.

I have no problem being completely open and honest about things…

Until it comes to telling a girl I like her, da fuck man? Need to grow a pair and man up, most definitely.

The I am so bored suicide is almost looking like an entertaining option quiz.

Right let’s get this show on the road:

Would you hook up with the last girl you texted?
Nah I actually like her more than just wanting sex surprisingly.

When was the last time you were told you were cute?
The other week, really annoys me, boys being called cute is awful, cute girls are awesome.

What does your last received text message say?
Haha sound mate x

When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
Never have been, overthinker to the extreme, but I’m starting to get there. :) /sortingoutmylifefeelsgoodman

When’s the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?

Nobody does at the moment, the one girl who did I hope to not see for a long while.

What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Getting home from work and just being one lazy mo’fo

Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now?
I doubt it, wouldn’t mind it if I did though.

Would you like to punch anyone?
I’m at a point where I don’t get angry at anything, I don’t see the point. It’s like, why bother getting angry about something that is A. Out of your control, B. Beneath you, or C. You couldn’t give a slight fuck about?

What is your background on your phone?
Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother with the quote “When I’m sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead” aha :’)

Is there anything you want to get tattooed on you?
Yeah, loads of things. Hopefully start getting them soon too. :)

Would you consider yourself tall?
Nawh :(

What’s your relationship with the person you last texted?
One of my best mates.

This time last year, who did you like?
My ex, still do to some degree, but that’s first loves for you. Looking forward to meeting the next gal I fall for though!

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Yeah, but it was the right thing to do.

Has the last person you kissed ever told you they love you?
lolno, she’s just a mate

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Probably Louie when I was out with him the other day

Was Halloween good for you last year?
It was alright, just got really drunk, was in the denial stage about my relationship ending. Christ I sound like such a pussy. 

Do your parents really know you?
Not really, keep myself to myself mostly I don’t want them worrying, constantly assume I’m going to die everytime I go out lol

What are you listening to right now?
Ricky Gervais Show! Karl Pilkington is hilarious :’)

Have you taken off someones pants lately?
Not wearing any now D; shorts baby!

Someone says “nice ass” you say?
I’d bend over and Ace Ventura the living hell out of my response.

Honestly who was the first person to tell you they love you?
A mate of mine who had a massive crush on me but I didn’t reciprocate, I think she was just crushing hardcore though. She’s all happy with a fella now so that’s good. :) Don’t really speak that much anymore, cool girl as well!

Is it easy to forgive and forget?
Depends, off the top of my head the only thing I wouldn’t forgive is cheating. No ifs ands or buts.

Do you find piercings attractive?
Sometimes, find them more cool than anything, especially if it’s one you don’t usually see.

Look at your inbox who were your last 3 msgs from?.
On this? None, foreveralone 

Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Used to, not so much anymore. :3

Do you always answer your texts?
Yeah, makes me seem like a proper creep though cause I tend to message back right away unless I’m in work or asleep or something, but I’ve just kind of programmed myself to make it top priority when I hear it go off. :’) To the point where it annoys me when people take too long to textback ahaha. To be fair though! It’s like, YOU HAVE JUST SENT ME A TEXT HOW CAN YOU NOT BE NEAR YOUR PHONE? 

Are you happier now? Or were you happier 4 months ago?
A hell of alot happier now. 4 months was shit I’ve lost her completely territory. Now is hey I like someone else didn’t think this would happen let’s do this!

Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Used to be an emotional wreck so it came easy, but now I’ve finally got my shit together takes quite a bit.

Do you like your phone?
Blackberrys can suck my left one while massaging the right the pointless pieces of shit

Is anything on your body currently hurting?
Legs, just finished my cardio workout, wahoo

If you woke up naked next to the last person you text what would you say?
Dude what the fuck happened last night? And why am I naked? And why is your ass bleeding?

I’m a giver not a receiver I reckon :’)

Do you love the person you last said “I love you” to?
I’m not sure anymore, I think I still have feelings and a desire to protect her if she ever needed help like but I think that’s just because she was my first, well my first everything to be completely fair. I’d always help her out in times of need, not because I’m totally head over heels for her but because she helped me out in what was the darkest chapter of my life and probably won’t ever be topped. Got a lot of respect for that girl even if she does hate me.


What’s something you do too much of and should stop?
Think, too much thinking. Over analytical of damn near everything, it’s getting better but I used to genuinely think of every possible outcome of a given situation then act accordingly. Literally helped drive me insane.

Would you be able to name everyone you have kissed in ‘11?
Erm, yes I think so. I had a girlfriend for most of the year so there’s not that many. Not a proper club necker, don’t really see the point. Rather have a girlfriend or casual sex with a mate to be honest, a lot easier and less hassle :’)

Is the last person you kissed a virgin?

Considering we were doing slightly more than kissing I’m going to say no :’)

Maybe it’s just me but I reckon I sound like a whiny emo bitch in that quiz. Thank Christ most of the questions were about my past and not about where I am now :’)

Stoned Blog #1

Figured since I don’t use this for much I might turn it into a little diary of sorts, so in a couple years or whatever I can look back and have a giggle. So the first entry can be a rather appropriate stoned entry to be honest!

Not a massive fan of “da ganja” but got stoned last night, first bad trip I’ve had I reckon. Police came through the door about a couple hours in, and it honestly took me 10 minutes to realise they were actually real. It was hilarious, had my cousin sitting next to me just casually munching away on crisps while they were chatting to me mate who lives there and I was just sitting there trying my best not to just ask them if they were real or not.

We all started watching Family guy too on mute, but songs were playing in the background with the music syncing up to the characters when they spoke, had a whale of a time us all just watching that for about 20 minutes lmfao

Then a while after that I got onto the fact I was completely ruined because I’m not a big smoker and can’t really handle much so I spent the next hour walking home… I live two blocks away from his house. ahahahaha

All in all an average night being stoned. Laughing at fuck all and spending way too much time trying to figure things out/find my way home. More nights like this I reckon!

You know.

It’s been almost five months since I’ve seen her, and part of me still doesn’t want to say her name. I saw my ex tonight, no words were exchanged and glances were barely made at that. I thought it would break my heart all over again seeing here, and while it did hurt… It also made me think of the other girl I like… So maybe I am getting over my ex, because this new girl I like… Holy shit is she a decent person. Just something for me to think about I guess. Because I thought I’d never get over her and now… *dramatic pause* … There’s hope. Ahahahahahahah

Got home from town

Sober as hell for most of it. Turned into a bit of a bore towards the end of the night and I can’t for the life of me think how or why, think Jude’s a tad pissed off with me to be honest, I’ll make it up to him though (Y)

Had some really great looking girl all over me as well in a club towards the end, any other day I would of just got on with it and see where it went, but this time I just wasn’t interested and I’m not sure why. If I was to hazard a guess I think it’s because I’m crushing (lol verbalising an already cringeworthy word) on somebody else. Haven’t liked someone like this in a long long time, not sure if I’m happy about that or not, seeing as she’s not interested in me in that way.

Merh, I’ll sleep on it :)

I know it’s only Tuesday..

But I am reallllllllllyyyyyy craving a beverage of the alcoholic variety at the moment. If I was a scal I’d know all the people by mine and wouldn’t be totally friendless right now.